1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious
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you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary
the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary
hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok
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there needs to be another word for shipping that isnt shipping because thats not what im doing
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the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent
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from what I’ve seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:
- senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no “ethnic” grandparents, unearned sense of confidence
- “customer success ambassador” at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate’s degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase “pyramid scheme,” no sense of shame
- part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.
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like gwen needs to pick a struggle shes white and her daddy is a police officer and on top of that she disrespected miles’ parents, sat on his bed with her shoes on (LEGS CROSSED) and opened up his collectables as if it was hers like that’s literally not yours, you are in somebody else’s house why are you opening things like you live here? omg
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clockworkspider asked:
Hi. I need to know the context of the BTS celibacy gif. Is there any specific reason for using that section?
127leilas Answer:
i saw the clip and thought it was funny and wanted to make a gif from it nd i left it plain but then randomly put celibacy on it bc it’s the first thing that came to my mind as what i would celebrate with such enthusiasm
look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that’s great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost
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